scary-capricious-capricorn:

… How did you find this gif ot me?..

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

yetiokay:

~Gavin Free (as a bird)

Gavin (free as a bird)

Oh, the joy of puns.

This is the reason why I should stick to small doodleys.

of-the-sweetest-tea:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

I read the teacher in Siri’s voice…

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!